Kurt Kayser - 2022-10-24 17:18:33

Dmitry Serbulov - 2022-10-24 17:38:36
Russian broke Internet?

Sergey Myasoedov - 2022-10-24 17:39:16
Didn't they?

Dmitry Serbulov - 2022-10-24 17:39:50
За окошком дождь и град.
Это Путин виноват!
Кошка бросила котят -
Это Путин виноват!
Зайку бросила хозяйка -
Кто виновен, угадай-ка?!
Вот кончается доска
У несчастного бычка,
Наша Таня громко плачет -
Рядом Путин, не иначе!
Свет погас, упал забор,
У авто заглох мотор,
Зуб здоровый удалили
Иль залез в квартиру вор,
Не понравилось кино,
Наступили вы в говно...
У любого катаклизма
Объяснение одно...
Знает каждый демократ -
Это Путин виноват!
Кто вчера в моём подъезде
Лифт зассал до потолка?
Мне, товарищи, поверьте -
Это Путина рука!
Я поймал по пьяни "белку" -
Это Путина проделки!
Куча под столом говна -
Это Путина вина!
Засорился унитаз -
Это Путина приказ,
Накидал туда бычков,
Воду слил - и был таков!
По ночам бельё ворует,
Стёкла в нашем доме бьёт.
Пьяным во дворе танцует...
Этот Путин - обормот!
Нет спасенья от злодея!
Матом пишет на стенах,
Изломал кусты в аллее.
Это Путин - ох и ах!
Либерала дождик мочит -
Путин весело хохочет.
Затопило вашу дачу?
Это Путин, не иначе!
Вас гроза в пути застала?
То рука Кремля достала.
Холод, ветер, снегопад -
Снова Путин виноват.
Сносит крышу ураганом?
Это Путин мстит баранам.
Шторм, цунами, наводненье?
Это Путин, без сомненья!
Ливень, оползень, циклон -
Виноват, конечно, он.
Сель, лавина, камнепад?
Ясно: Путин виноват!
Смерч, тайфун, землетрясенье -
Нет от Путина спасенья!
В темя клюнула ворона?
Это спецагент ОМОНа.
Пчелы, осы жалят вас?
Это путинский Спецназ.
Видишь этого шмеля?
Он на службе у Кремля!
Если верите в такое -
Это просто паранойя!

Dmitry Serbulov - 2022-10-24 17:40:45
It's raining and hail outside the window.
It's Putin's fault!
The cat abandoned the kittens -
It's Putin's fault!
The bunny was abandoned by the hostess -
Who is guilty, guess what?!
Here the board ends
At the unfortunate bull,
Our Tanya is crying loudly -
Putin is next to her, no other way!
The light went out, the fence fell,
The car's engine stalled,
A healthy tooth was removed
Or a thief got into the apartment,
I didn't like the movie,
You stepped in the shit ...
at any cataclysm
There is one explanation...
every Democrat knows -
It's Putin's fault!
Who was in my entrance yesterday
Did the elevator piss up to the ceiling?
Believe me, comrades -
This is Putin's hand!
I caught a "squirrel" drunk -
These are Putin's tricks!
A pile of shit under the table -
It's Putin's fault!
The toilet is clogged -
This is Putin's order,
I threw steers there,
He drained the water - and was like that!
He steals underwear at night,
The glass in our house is breaking.
Drunk dancing in the yard...
this Putin is a fool!
There is no escape from the villain!
He writes obscenities on the walls,
Broke the bushes in the alley.
This is Putin - oh and ah!
The liberal gets wet with rain -
Putin laughs merrily.
Flooded your dacha?
This is Putin, no other way!
Did a thunderstorm catch you on the way?
The Kremlin's hand got it.
Cold, wind, snowfall -
Putin is to blame again.
Blows the roof off by a hurricane?
This is Putin taking revenge on the sheep.
Storm, tsunami, flood?
This is Putin, without a doubt!
Heavy rain, landslide, cyclone -
It's his fault, of course.
Mudslide, avalanche, rockfall?
Clear: Putin is to blame!
Tornado, typhoon, earthquake -
There is no salvation from Putin!
A crow pecked at the crown?
This is a special agent of the riot police.
Bees, wasps sting you?
This is Putin's Special Forces.
Do you see this bumblebee?
He is in the service of the Kremlin!
If you believe in such a thing -
It's just paranoia!

Sergey Myasoedov - 2022-10-24 17:40:56
So nice Dmitry

Sergey Myasoedov - 2022-10-24 17:41:06
Please keep posting

Kurt Kayser - 2022-10-24 17:42:34
this is getting highly political now... :cold_face:

Alex Semenyaka - 2022-10-24 17:47:32
Is it a surprise?

Kurt Kayser - 2022-10-24 17:50:58
no. but a RIPE meeting is probably a better place to find joint solutions to bring peace ahead.

Alex Semenyaka - 2022-10-24 17:54:34
I wish RIPE Community were able to ring peace

Alex Semenyaka - 2022-10-24 17:54:42
To bring

Kurt Kayser - 2022-10-24 17:55:07
I would wish, it could. Maybe a small piece, but give it a chance.

Alex Semenyaka - 2022-10-24 17:55:10
But lets be realistic, it is not

Kurt Kayser - 2022-10-24 17:56:42
I liked Vesna's statement about sanctions on the last session. She said it will often harm the wrong people. The Internet helps to distribute the truth and I like the statement "If wars are started with lies, peace can be reached with truth". Let's work to deliver truth.

Alexander Isavnin - 2022-10-24 17:57:54
Just regional NCC meeting creates impression of only top-down processes in RIPE (around NCC)

Alex Semenyaka - 2022-10-24 17:58:09
No objections. But we are discussing another issue.

Dmitry Serbulov - 2022-10-24 18:01:59
Sergey Myasoedov

Sergey Myasoedov - 2022-10-24 18:02:08

Dmitry Serbulov - 2022-10-24 18:02:09
I do not uderstand you.

Dmitry Serbulov - 2022-10-24 18:02:24
about tab

Sergey Myasoedov - 2022-10-24 18:03:03
I can read out your question from Q&A tab, but if it is in question or statement format. Otherwise please consider joining the BoF with audio

Dmitry Serbulov - 2022-10-24 18:04:16
My English is terrible some times :-(, but i will try

Dmitry Serbulov - 2022-10-24 18:04:22
Do not read it

Kurt Kayser - 2022-10-24 18:05:22
well explained, Daniel! :wave:

Alexander Isavnin - 2022-10-24 18:13:48
Double digits from Turkmenistan? ;)

Alex Semenyaka - 2022-10-24 18:16:22
Well, double numbers are expected not from all countries, but from the most of them

Alexander Isavnin - 2022-10-24 18:29:08
Answer to question about “why not to organize”: RIPE NCC have too high venue standards, which disallows to organize RIPE meeting in those countries

Sergey Myasoedov - 2022-10-24 18:30:27
Hmm... weren't those we in Iceland?

Alexander Isavnin - 2022-10-24 18:37:41
Looking at The back of speaker is like sitting in the back raws being offline ;)

Alexander Isavnin - 2022-10-24 18:38:33
Thank you!